Green Monster Soup

Believe it or not I don’t eat chocolate cloud cookies bigger than my hand for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I don’t loll around all day with half-eaten jars of marshmallow fluff at my feet. And I don’t eat peanut butter cup pie and Hostess cupcakes every single night for dessert.

OK. . . maybe that last one’s pushing the truth a little.

If on occasion you do happen to do one or more of those things and you wake up with a sugar hangover or just feel all around sluggish there’s nothing like a mug of this soup to fix you right up.

It’s kind of sort of like a green monster smoothie in soup form. With huge amounts of kale, spinach, parsley, ginger, garlic and onion.

A small amount of quinoa adds body and protein. A fresh squeeze of lemon brightens everything up.

And the optional spoonful or two of nutritional yeast is for energy. And flavor.  If you never had nutritional yeast you should! It has a salty, cheesy flavor that is as addicting as peanut butter cup pie and is packed with an unbelievable amount of B vitamins. I like to sprinkle it over my eggs, on my popcorn, in soups, sandwiches and on my kale chips. I’ve been known to sprinkle it on just about anything when I need some extra energy. It’s an instant pick-me-up.

Green Monster Soup

Rating: 51

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 35 minutes

Total Time: 55 minutes

Yield: 6 servings

Green Monster Soup


olive oil, for sauteing
2 onions, diced
sea salt
2 teaspoons ginger, diced or grated
5 cloves garlic, minced or grated
4 cups vegetable broth
1 cup bottled water
8 packed cups kale
4 packed cups baby spinach
1/2 cup fresh parsley leaves
1/2 cup cooked quinoa or brown rice
fresh lemon juice
nutritional yeast flakes, for garnish, optional


  1. In a large saucepan heat 2 tablespoons oil over medium-low heat; add onion, season well with salt and pepper; saute until soft, stirring often. Add ginger and garlic saute 3-4 more minutes.
  2. Add broth, water, kale, spinach and parsley; simmer 20-25 minutes. Taste broth and season with salt and pepper if needed.
  3. Add quinoa and puree until smooth using an immersion blender, food processor or blender (if using a stand blender hold the lid down with a dish towel so the steam doesn't blow the top off).
  4. Serve with a generous squeeze of fresh lemon and a spoonful of nutritional yeast.





  1. Heather says

    This was a great recipe and so easy to follow. I forgot to buy the yeast so I served with crackers and sour cream! Really tasty and it it a great comfort food!

  2. Kelsey87 says

    Hi Reeni! I have never tried this kind of soup. But i would love to give this a try. Thanks for the post and for sharing your recipe to us.

  3. Chris says

    Ha ha just love the name of the soup. Wasn’t sure if you were talking about “jealousy” or the left field wall at Fenway Park :0

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