Hello there beautiful muffin! You’re looking mighty fine. It’s been a long time. Much too long.
Remember way back when you and I saw each other at least once a week?
twice every day. We were together so much I started to look like you.
Well, like the top of you anyway. Like a muffin top. I didn’t mean to push you into the corner but you left me no choice. While your muffin top makes you who you are, it’s not a good look for me….